Domino's really can't catch a break with that "snot in the sandwiches" video incident. First came the initial outcry over the vile video clip, then the hand-wringing about whether the company should respond, then the public apology, then the equally public arrest of the employees. Now, it turns out the woman behind the camera is, according to The Smoking Gun, "a registered sex offender who last year pleaded guilty to engaging in an illicit act with a 14-year-old girl." So, when Domino's president Patrick Doyle says, "We are re-examining all of our hiring practices to make sure people like this don't make into our stores," let's all breathe a sigh of relief that the application process will now thoroughly weed out disgusting, exhibitionistic sex offenders with no common sense whatsoever.
—Posted by David Griner