We love our readers, even the ones who talk to us like we’re animals. We actually know the name of this affectionate reader, but we’re protecting him so he doesn’t come up with anything worse.
“You should make SLUT an acronym for something by the way. Whatever I think of may be to vile and rude so you and your staff of slutty writers over there I’m sure can come up with something.”
Note to AnonymASS: Don’t you worry. I’ll get my staff of slutty writers on this ASAP. Peter, Eddie, you guys listening?