Esquire has named Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke the Sexiest Woman Alive. What does that mean? It means getting sentences like this written about you:
Half pal, half dominatrix. Half kid sister, half sexy queen. The movie star who plays, in her real life, an anonymous, funny beauty. This is the gorgeous balance of Emilia Clarke.
That’s creepy in a trying-way-too-hard kind of way. But of course, there are worse things in life.
The November issue of Esquire hits newsstands Oct. 20.