Coming Soon: The Martha Stewart Café

martha_stewart_living_logoWe can’t guarantee that the results of this potential strategy will work. But perhaps those of you who have a) had pitches rejected by one or more Martha Stewart Living editors and b) need to make some cash in the meantime can consider the capital-B next best thing. Applying to be a barista at the publication’s forthcoming eatery.

From a report by Bloomberg News’ Kelly Gilblom:

Martha Stewart Café will open in the Starrett-Lehigh Building in Manhattan’s Chelsea neighborhood, where the domestic maven’s company headquarters are located. Café managers now are hiring baristas, according to Claudia Shaum, a spokeswoman for Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSO:US) Inc.

According to Gilblom, no word yet on whether any of the featured foods will be based on recipes by the joint’s capital-M namesake. In an interview with Closer magazine at the beginning of the year, Stewart hinted this would be happening.

@hollywoodspin Richard Horgan is co-editor of Fishbowl.